So this is my virtual ‘to read’ pile. It’s all the books that i have the full series of, or are single entities, that are ready to be read.
There’s also lots more of my unread or unreviewed books over in the ‘Waiting Room’ and also in ‘The Boneyard’. Yeah, i know, i’m a book addict and no, i don’t want saving from my addiction. If, however, you’re feeling the urge to become an enabler then what better way to be an enabler than to adopt a book junky? We’re far cheaper than heroin addicts, won’t secretly re-mortgage your house like a gambling addict, won’t vomit in bed like an alcoholic and will make far better conversation than a stoner ever would. Just simply >> click here << to buy me the ebooks i’m wanting and you won’t ever have to feel guilty about encouraging me in my addiction because you’ll always know that i will always be grateful and never once ever feel even the slightest bit guilty about encouraging you in your enabling — now that’s a good deal. And should you find this arrangement very amicable then i’m always open for discussion about marriage if there’s a green card involved to somewhere that’s nice and sunny and warm and has a balcony with a beach view and a comfy reclining chair and a nice cat that purrs at me (no, i don’t think i’m asking for too much).
Anyways, moving on… One thing i noticed when setting up this website was the amount of books that i’ve had for ages and never bothered reading because there was always something else that took my fancy at the time. So, in order to start clearing out some of those old books and give them a chance at finally being read, i’ve added an ‘Infinite Improbability Drive’ to the website to randomly chose my next book from ‘The Pile’ for me — which although quite dangerous is certainly the most authentically random way of choosing the next book from ‘The Pile’.
WARNING >>>>> Pressing this button could endanger your whole existence (click here for more info) — it’s not a fucking toy!!!!