The Pile

The Pile
So this is my virtual ‘to read’ pile. It’s all the books that i have the full series of, or are single entities, that are ready to be read.

There’s also lots more of my unread or unreviewed books over in the ‘Waiting Room’ and also in ‘The Boneyard’. Yeah, i know, i’m a book addict and no, i don’t want saving from my addiction. If, however, you’re feeling the urge to become an enabler then what better way to be an enabler than to adopt a book junky? We’re far cheaper than heroin addicts, won’t secretly re-mortgage your house like a gambling addict, won’t vomit in bed like an alcoholic and will make far better conversation than a stoner ever would. Just simply click here to buy me the ebooks i’m wanting and you won’t ever have to feel guilty about encouraging me in my addiction because you’ll always know that i will always be grateful and never once ever feel even the slightest bit guilty about encouraging you in your enabling — now that’s a good deal. And should you find this arrangement very amicable then i’m always open for discussion about marriage if there’s a green card involved to somewhere that’s nice and sunny and warm and has a balcony with a beach view, a reclining reading chair and a nice cat that purrs at me (no, i’m not asking for too much).

Anyways, moving on… One thing i noticed when setting up this website was the amount of books that i’ve had for ages and never bothered reading because there was always something else that took my fancy at the time. So, in order to start clearing out some of those old books and give them a chance at finally being read, i’ve added an ‘Infinite Improbability Drive’ to the website to randomly chose my next book from ‘The Pile’ for me – which although quite dangerous is certainly the most authentically random way of choosing the next book from ‘The Pile’.

WARNING >>>>> Pressing this button could endanger your whole existence (click here for more info) — it’s not a fucking toy!!!!

click here to activate the Infinite Improbability Drive and generate a random book selection from, the pile.

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Structophis, written by Joseph Lallo.
The Other Eight, written by Joseph Lallo.
Between, written by Joseph Lallo.
The Addiction Recovery Workbook, written by Paula A Freedman.
Change Your Thinking with CBT, written by Sarah Edelman.
Downbelow Station, written by C J Cherryh.
Heart of Darkness, written by Joseph Conrad.
The Little Paris Bookshop, written by Nina George.
The Wisdom of Sally Red Shoes, written by Ruth Hogan.
Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep? written by Philip K Dick.

The Book of Deacon Anthology, written by Joseph Lallo.
Seeking the Shadow, written by Joseph R. Lallo.
The Rules of the Game, written by Joseph Lallo.
The Adventures of Rustle and Eddy, written by Joseph Lallo.
The Redemption of Desmeres, written by Joseph Lallo.
The D'Karon Apprentice, written by Joseph Lallo.
The Crescents, written by Joseph Lallo.
The Stump and the Spire, written by Joseph Lallo.
Once Upon A Curse an anthology written by various writers.
Once Upon A Kiss, an anthology written by various writers.

Woken Furies, written by Richard Morgan.
Flowers For Algernon, written by Daniel Keyes.
The Last Broadcast, written by Christopher Ruz.
Breath Perception, written by Barbara Ann Kipfer.
The Bees, written by Laline Paull.
Abandon, written by Blake Crouch.
Jonathan Livingston Seagull, A story, written by Richard Bach.
Little Exiles, written by Robert Dinsdale.
The Clockwork Alice, written by DeAnna Knippling.
Ultramarathon Man, written by Dean Karnazes.

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