The Pile

The Pile
So this is my virtual to read pile.   It’s all the books that i have the full series of, or are single entities, that are ready to be read.

There’s also lots more of my unread or unreviewed books over in the “Waiting Room” and also in “The Boneyard”.   Yeah, i know, i’m a book addict and no, i don’t want saving from my addiction.   If, however, you’re feeling the urge to become an enabler then what better way to be an enabler than to adopt a book junky?   We’re far cheaper than heroin addicts, won’t secretly re-mortgage your house like a gambling addict, won’t vomit in bed like an alcoholic and will make far better conversation than a stoner ever would.   Just simply >> click here << to buy me the ebooks i’m wanting and you won’t ever have to feel guilty about encouraging me in my addiction because you’ll always know that i will always be grateful and never once ever feel even the slightest bit guilty about encouraging you in your enabling — now that’s a good deal.   And should you find this arrangement very amicable then i’m always open for discussion about marriage if there’s a green card involved to somewhere that’s nice and sunny and warm and has a balcony with a beach view and a comfy reclining chair and a nice cat that purrs at me (no, i don’t think i’m asking for too much).

Anyways, moving on… One thing i noticed when setting up this website was the amount of books that i’ve had for ages and never bothered reading because there was always something else that took my fancy at the time.   So, in order to start clearing out some of those old books and give them a chance at finally being read, i’ve added an “Infinite Improbability Drive” to the website to randomly chose my next book from “The Pile” for me — which although quite dangerous is certainly the most authentically random way of choosing the next book from “The Pile”.

WARNING >>>>> Pressing this button could endanger your whole existence (click here for more info) — it’s not a fucking toy!!!!

click here to activate the Infinite Improbability Drive and generate a random book selection from, the pile.

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Structophis, written by Joseph Lallo.
Between, written by Joseph Lallo.
Stories of Your Life and Others, written by Ted Chiang.
1500 Fairy Tales, written by various writers.
Spinning Silver, written by Naomi Novik.
Toxic Parents, written by Susan Forward.
Once Upon A Curse an anthology written by various writers.
Once Upon A Kiss, an anthology written by various writers.
Once Upon A Kiss, an anthology written by various writers.
Once Upon A Star, An anthology written by Various

A Pocketful of Crows, written by Joanne Harris.
The Blue Salt Road, written by Joanne Harris.
Peaches for Monsieur le Curé, written by Joanne Harris.
The Strawberry Thief, written by Joanne Harris.
Five Quarters Of The Orange, written by Joanne Harris.
Blackberry Wine, written by Joanne Harris.
1500 Fairy Tales, written by various writers.
Native Tongue, written by Suzette Haden Elgin.
The Seven Spiritual Laws of Success, written by Deepak Chopra.
England: The Autobiography, written by John Lewis-Stempel.

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, written by Stieg Larsson.
The Girl Who Played With Fire, written by Stieg Larsson.
The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets' Nest, written by Stieg Larsson.
The Girl in the Spider's Web, written by David Lagercrantz.
The Girl Who Takes an Eye for an Eye, written by David Lagercrantz.
The Girl Who Lived Twice, written by David Lagercrantz.

The Other Half Of My Heart, written by Stephanie Butland.
The Woman in the Photograph, written by Stephanie Butland.
Explorers of the Nile, written by Tim Jeal.

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