An odd little story. Travelling around the world staying in various rooms and consulting on the sleep quality for whoever pays someone to do such things. Not sure i quite get the point of the story, mostly random to me, but still, quite an enjoyable yarn.
I would certainly love to have a job like that and am more than willing to whore myself out to anyone out there wishing to fly me around the world checking out the sleep quality of hotels prior to their visits. I promise — very, very much — to be diligent in extremis: pedantry will become me when i give you a sleep consultation and you’ll be able to rest assured when arriving at your hotel that a good night’s sleep has been confirmed.